Romantic Comic Lover Pillows

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"What's the matter, baby? Never seen a scale replica of the Great Pyramid of Cheops before?"

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

'I'm sorry, John, but I can't marry every man I'm in love with.'

Hammer and Anvil.

'I'm going with the orange roughy. How about you?' 'Im' going with the waiter!'

'In case you have doubts about going up to my apartment, I have 3 personal references which you may call.'

"Have you got anything for less than £6 that won't make me look cheap."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Call me?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."