Romantic Comic Reader Pillows

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

Layer cake

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Love Birds love dancing together

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."