Romantic Comic Lover Gifts

"Your ad in the 'Voice' didn't mention your hair."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"What's the matter, baby? Never seen a scale replica of the Great Pyramid of Cheops before?"

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

'I'm sorry, John, but I can't marry every man I'm in love with.'

Hammer and Anvil.

'I'm going with the orange roughy. How about you?' 'Im' going with the waiter!'

'In case you have doubts about going up to my apartment, I have 3 personal references which you may call.'

"Have you got anything for less than £6 that won't make me look cheap."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Call me?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

The Food Chain

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."