Romantic Comic Gifts

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Venus

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Call me?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

Robocop and Juliet.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'