Romantic Comic Fan Gifts

"Thanks for going all the way home."

'Why does being with you feel like an accident waiting to happen, Roger?'

'4 out of 5 women prefer this threesome.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).