Romantic Comic Collector Gifts

"It's no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!!"

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Super Dog'

Surf Casting

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'