Romantic Card Collector Gifts

'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'

Valentine's Cards

Valentines for Her/Valentine Reminders for Him.

"I used to see him as stern....a little ALOOF and threatening..."

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

Santa called but you were out!

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Card shark

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Never date a medical illustrator.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Greeting Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Occassional cards'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!