Romantic Card Collector Pillows

'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'

Valentine's Cards

Valentines for Her/Valentine Reminders for Him.

"I used to see him as stern....a little ALOOF and threatening..."

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

Cards Galore.

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Fortune Tellers Convention

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!