Romantic Card Enthusiast Gifts

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

Bear Costume

'How about a game of cards?'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Sunrise and Sunset

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Perfect Match

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Belated Birthday Cards

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Greetings!

Cards Blind Dating Game

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

A shared passion