Romantic Enthusiast Gifts

'Give me a hundred valentines cards.'

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

Love

'Would you like to come in for a coffee? Daddy usually makes one about this time.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"My wife tells me you're newlyweds."

"Had a bath and washed my hair...It was ok. I asked a boyfriend to help."

"I think it's time we took this online dating thing to the next level!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"What's this? I can't believe Gracie has this! Wait till Dad finds out!"

'May you have the last dance? You've just had it!'

"I was practising my mating dance, I thought I was alone, but your mum just happened to be passing by. The rest, as they say, is history..."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Valentine

Valentine

Barbara Cartland

Juggling hearts

A man doing a jumping jack while holding two bunches of roses

Bear Costume

A couple in love

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Copper Anniversary

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"

Pick me

'The Triumph of Cupid'

Two ladies discussing the tall gentleman approaching

"Thanks Baldo. It was a magical evening."

"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"

Perfect Match