Romance Enthusiast Gifts

Let's grow old together!

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Speed dating at the retirement home.

"That's the dating guru."

"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'You call that a kiss?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Just a little heads-up, Frank: Most Earthlings refer to what you and I are doing as 'breaking up,' not 'reverse-engineering our relationship.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'Would it kill him to be on the bottom for once?'

'I believe that's supposed to read 'Just Married'.'

'Walter? Well, he's romantic, witty, very charming, and yes, a little on the clingy side, but that's OK... I'm sure I can change him!'

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

"The antidote is $150."

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

Slave to love.

"So what do you think, Howie—will you still love me when I'm old and blonde?"

'....happily ever after...AFTER what?'

Cherubs holding big heart.

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

'I know we met on a speed-date, but not everything has to last 60 seconds.'

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

Speed Mating.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I almost forgot... Happy Valentine's Day!'

"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"

Cupid shoots a heart during surgery.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"You should wear that more often - it's a paradigm shift."

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."