Romance Enthusiast Pillows

Let's grow old together!

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Speed dating at the retirement home.

"That's the dating guru."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"

'Would it kill him to be on the bottom for once?'

'Just a little heads-up, Frank: Most Earthlings refer to what you and I are doing as 'breaking up,' not 'reverse-engineering our relationship.'

'I believe that's supposed to read 'Just Married'.'

'You call that a kiss?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'....happily ever after...AFTER what?'

"The antidote is $150."

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

"So what do you think, Howie—will you still love me when I'm old and blonde?"

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

'You were done as soon as you used the words 'Pros and Cons'.'

'Walter? Well, he's romantic, witty, very charming, and yes, a little on the clingy side, but that's OK... I'm sure I can change him!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'I almost forgot... Happy Valentine's Day!'

'I know we met on a speed-date, but not everything has to last 60 seconds.'

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

Slave to love.

Speed Mating.

Cherubs holding big heart.

Cupid shoots a heart during surgery.

Modern Chivalry

"Good heavens, Muriel, why can't we just have meat and two veg like other couples?"

And some nights the most she could hope for was piloerection.

"It's not a word I can put into feelings."

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

'Do you have a permit and safe archery training certificate for that?'