Romance Novel Enthusiast Gifts

'Your book is the biggest load of over sentimental, gushy rubbish I've ever read. I love it!'

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"As her bosom rose and fell, Jean-Pierre looked on with desire... Should I keep going?"

"Oh, I liked it, it's just that a breezy summer romance novel wasn't the book I thought you'd pick for book club."

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

50 Shades of Hay

Romance Novels

"At Celestial Romance our business is selling dreams. And our bottom line is a nightmare."

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

Silence of the Chickens...

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Iris Murdoch

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Layer cake

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'I love it when you spoon me.'