Literary Romance Enthusiast Gifts

"My Mr Darcy!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Bear Costume

'He likes to power nap.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

I only have eyes for you

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Distractions Of The Great

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Don Quixote