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"My Mr Darcy!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

Blue Stockings

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

Bear Costume

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

John Bunyan

I only have eyes for you

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe