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'Wait, my Lord! At least stay for the mad, bad and dangerous to know category!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

John Bunyan

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Robocop and Juliet.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

After the Sentence

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Shakespeare Street

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Shakespeare's Brain