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'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"It's hard to explain the movie. She takes her clothes off, then he takes his clothes off. They talk – it's politicized talk. Six months later they are in Budapest. He takes her clothes off, she takes his clothes off. Troops are marching outside."

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Cult films!

Woman checks man's pockets to find hidden wedding ring

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Frilly PJs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

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An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Albert & Myra - The End Story