Romantic Movie Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm no longer in the mood tonight."

Bear Costume

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Film Lovers.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

Hollywood Breakup

Romantic Tree Carving

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

You are very important to me!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

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'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

'I even love the way you snore!'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

I can't bear to be without you.