Romantic Movie Aficionado Gifts

"I'm no longer in the mood tonight."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Bear Costume

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Mantis Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Hollywood Breakup

Film Lovers.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

You are very important to me!

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Frank Sinatra.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Perfect Match

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"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."