Romantic Film Lover Gifts

Titanic 100th anniversary

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Harriet Walter

Film Lovers.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

Jack Nicholson

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

James Bond: Senior Years.

Interesting encounters in history.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Djargo.

Shirley MacLaine caricature