Romantic Film Lover Gifts

Titanic 100th anniversary

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Harriet Walter

Film Lovers.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Interesting encounters in history.

Djargo.

"Start talking."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Shirley MacLaine caricature