Romantic Cinema-goer Gifts

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'It was great. I hated it.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

You are very important to me!

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Marcello Mastroianni.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

Titanic 100th anniversary

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Woman checks man's pockets to find hidden wedding ring

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

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Romance Scene

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Kissing at the Movies

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Frilly PJs

'It's a great movie to cuddle to.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

Cult films!

"I'm no longer in the mood tonight."

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."