Romantic Moviegoer Gifts

You are very important to me!

Kissing at the Movies

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Titanic 100th anniversary

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Romance Scene

Woman checks man's pockets to find hidden wedding ring

cinema

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Frilly PJs

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'It's a great movie to cuddle to.'

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

Repent

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'