Romantic Film Fan Gifts

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Film Lovers.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Valentines

Weditorials

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

You make me want to be a better bum.