Romance Fan Gifts

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Romance

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Weditorials

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Separations.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Valentines

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."