Romance Novel Fan Gifts

Romance

Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Layer cake

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

Moby Dick.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Modern Charm

Moby the Private Dick.

Romance Scene

The first Da Vinci Code. Dude, where there's a sock on the doorknob, it means I've got a model in here!

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

WB Yeats.

Masked Admirer

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Maid

Toxic Relationship

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'