Romance Fiction Fan Gifts

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Romance

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Hansel and Gretal

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Love knows no boundaries.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."