Fantasy Romance Fan Gifts

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

'It's been taken care of.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

J. R. R. Tolkien

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

100% carbon neutral

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"