Fantasy Novel Fan Gifts

Her regular convection appliance on the fritz, Esmerelda lures Hansel and Gretel into the equally traumatic Dutch oven.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The Mouse Princess

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'