Fantasy Novel Fan Gifts

Her regular convection appliance on the fritz, Esmerelda lures Hansel and Gretel into the equally traumatic Dutch oven.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Piracy on a boating lake

J. R. R. Tolkien

Knight feeding his kids.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"