Fantasy Book Fanatic Gifts

Terry Pratchett

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Television Readers.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight feeding his kids.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"