Fantasy Literature Fan Gifts

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'