Fantasy Literature Fan Gifts

Celebrity Golf. Oh … You hooked it. Captain Hook. Peter Pan & Friends.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Right here's fine."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"