Fantasy Lore Fanatic Gifts

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Lady of the bath...

ET Mishap

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Newt sale

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.