Fantasy Folklore Fan Gifts

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

Mermaids

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Location, location, location!

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes