Fantasy Folklore Fan Gifts

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

Mermaids

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'