Folklore Fan Gifts

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."

"Yes, shamrocks are green. Yes, they have three leaves. Unfortunately, so does poison ivy."

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Someone's going to be disappointed!

'What a lovely day!'

Little Dutch boy prevents sand from falling in hour glass.

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

"The volcano has spoken."

'I hope you're here to do the hedges.'

"Your mother wanted you to have this for good luck. It's her foot."

'Too easy. We drain the sea, we walk home.'

'Well what do we do now?'

'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'

King Canute doesn't know when to quit.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'According to this book, the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.

Target Practice

Phases of the moon.

'Of course my face is familiar - I was the rich bloke you stole it from yesterday.'

'I thought everyone knew William Tell's middle name -- its 'Don'tAskDon't''

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Maid Marian.

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Burn Witch, Burn!

'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'