Folklore Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)

"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."

Another myth de-bunked.

Trading Spaces

"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."

Leprechaun Love

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

'By the look of yourself, kind sir, I take it you're a local... could you tell me if I'm on the right road to the 'fair city'?'

The sandman starts working in bulk.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

Four Hooden Horses of the Apocalypse

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.