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'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)

"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."

Another myth de-bunked.

Trading Spaces

"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."

Leprechaun Love

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

'By the look of yourself, kind sir, I take it you're a local... could you tell me if I'm on the right road to the 'fair city'?'

The sandman starts working in bulk.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Hey Robin. You've got tree-mail!'

Four Hooden Horses of the Apocalypse

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"