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Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The little engine that couldn't care less

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

"I'm just sayin', Rapunzel, maybe you shouldn't be using that volumizing shampoo!"

"Let's be extra careful of cultural appropriation vigilantes."

London Zoom.

'Man, I wish I could smell no evil!'

Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.

Parrot: Lost my gift of gab.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Oops! The system just crashed!"

Coventry

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

"I want to suck your blood... but I left my gall darn chompers at home!"

My Adventure with the Gipsies

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Still, I expected more."

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

Sandman HQ. Sand. May cause drowsiness. May cause drowsiness. I don't like it either, but the legal department insisted.

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

"Carpet shop"

Giant Headless Horseman

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.