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Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.

"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"I won't do full frontals. I have my career to think of!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf

John Henry

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

'I'm afraid the opposite is true too: Everytime you break a bell an angel falls to his death...'

Hamelin Folk Tunes.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Location, location, location!

William Tell Refuses to Give Up.

Counselors at Lore

'The Irish 'Wii' Folk...'

William Tell accidentally shoots Harold

William Tell

"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

"Do you really think if I could get my hands on a pot of gold I'd be running around the forest dressed in rags?!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"No more holidays with YOU! - I told you not to upset the witchdoctor!"

"Attention please! This evening's sacrifice has been cancelled. The virgin has called in sick. Again."

"Hold still Will Junior! It's not as if you're going to the dentist."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Sorry, I'm colour-blind: Is she wearing a Red Riding-Hood?'

Last Exit Before Troll

If Paul Bunyan and Annie Oakley had a baby...It would be Sarah Palin!

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'