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'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.