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"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"What the hell took so long?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Eat my dust!"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Invisible clothes

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Like that?"