Folklore Lover Gifts

"Wish me luck."

'Quick! Get a camera! It's a Loch Ness Person!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"An incorrect prediction isn't 'fake news'!"

Pinocchio plugs up the dike.

"That isn't allowed either."

Little Red Riding Hood

Hans Brinker - Surfer Dude

Loch Ness Monster

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"