Folklore Admirer Gifts

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"Curds and whey before spin class – are you nuts?!"

'You're standing on his foot.'

'We find the defendant Wilhelm Tell very,very guilty.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."