Folklore Enthusiast Gifts

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Mendel and the Pea.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."

"The real treasure in life is being present."

'So, where do storks come from?'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'The press keeps asking about the Lady Godiva cover up.'

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

William Tell (alternate)

'We really need to update our emergency broadcasting system.'

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

Royal tax collector: 'You say you rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you srill need receipts.'

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

'I'd like to hear your experts' opinion about the development of the gold market, sir.'

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

Pixie

"If it were today"

"Well, you certainly can't accuse that witch of not having a sense of humour!"

"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"

Folk o' the Wee

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Looks like another six centuries of winter."

"Which one is yours?"

"Did you know they hardly have any crime here in Norway?"

The Pied Piper of Hamelin followed by a marching band of mice.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin keeps time with his pipe while the rats row.

"More abuse from anonymous Sheriff fans."

"Okay, hold really still..."