Folklore Enthusiast Gifts

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Mendel and the Pea.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."

Hans Brinker - the early years.

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

"The real treasure in life is being present."

'So, where do storks come from?'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'We told you, Dances With Leprechauns, this is a rain dance, not a river dance!'

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

'We really need to update our emergency broadcasting system.'

William Tell (alternate)

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

'The press keeps asking about the Lady Godiva cover up.'

Royal tax collector: 'You say you rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you srill need receipts.'

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

Pixie

'I'd like to hear your experts' opinion about the development of the gold market, sir.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

'The green recycling collection must be next week.'

'What did Dick Turpin say after his famous ride to York?'

The three pigs...House of bricks.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin: 'I had their kids under my spell, but I couldn't take the incesant 'are we there yet''

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

William Tell gets ready

A were-cow.

'What? ALL of them-you let them ALL go home to Mother???'

'I won this job by submitting the best slogan. Take from the rich and give to the poor.'

Robin Hood's Parents' evening

Unicorn

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'