Folklore Fan Mugs

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Someone's going to be disappointed!

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'What a lovely day!'

Little Dutch boy prevents sand from falling in hour glass.

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

"The volcano has spoken."

"Your mother wanted you to have this for good luck. It's her foot."

'Well what do we do now?'

'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'I hope you're here to do the hedges.'

'Too easy. We drain the sea, we walk home.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Target Practice

Aesop's Fables - The Vine and the Goat

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.

Maid Marian.

'According to this book, the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

King Canute doesn't know when to quit.

'Of course my face is familiar - I was the rich bloke you stole it from yesterday.'

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.

'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'

Burn Witch, Burn!

'I thought everyone knew William Tell's middle name -- its 'Don'tAskDon't''

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Phases of the moon.

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Saint Patrick's Day