Supernatural Folklore Fan Gifts

"Trust me, I have a reputation for being able to stuck people dry"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

The devil you know and his plus one

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.