Supernatural Folklore Fan Gifts

"Trust me, I have a reputation for being able to stuck people dry"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The devil you know and his plus one

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."