Futuristic Folklore Fan Gifts

Witch updates travel broom.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Location, location, location!

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Balding gnomes