Modern Folklore Fan Gifts

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Robin Hoodie: 'I ain't givin' nuffink to the poor, innit?'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Balding gnomes

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Fairy tale