Modern Folklore Enthusiast Gifts

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"