Modern Folklore Gifts

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"