Folklore Gifts

A vampire in a canoe.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

'We'd prefer it if you got better.'

'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Hole in the Dyke.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

'Careful, Henderson - where there's smoke, there's mirrors.'

'My what big teeth you have! Also your grey and furry and clearly a wolf. . . I'm not an imbecile.'

Maid Marian.