American Folklore Gifts

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

The One True Reason For The Death Of Jesse James.

"If they don't attack at night, why have they got flashlights?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

A sure sign of rain

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'